If you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband...a secret lover. Then these cute love
messages and love quotes are for you. Romantic text messages galore find the perfect message to send to
your lovers Mobile Phone.
 Khush to bahot hoge
tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar
aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro
pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali
se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai
gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi
kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like
math
Life
is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur
hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice,
gud looking , intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka quotes par rahe
ho.
5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi
rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also
die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want
2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker
kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan
hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the
order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar:
Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte
ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per,
per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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