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" The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to
the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen
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" Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it."
George Carlin
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" When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm
going with you. And she never did."
James Fineous McBride
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" Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring
for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get
it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the
house."
Jean Kerr
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" Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty
experiences go, it's one of the best."
Woody Allen
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" Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy."
Henry Kissinger
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" Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of
the switch."
Cathy Carlyle
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" If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so
many books on how to do it?"
Bette Midler
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" Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial
strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the
struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and
sneakers behind along the way."
Anonymous
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" No man is truly married until he understands every word his
wife is NOT saying."
Anonymous
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" Don't make someone your priority when your only their
option."
Submitted by r0ckstar
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