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Lovely Quotes

" I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
Walt Disney
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" Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Rita Rudner
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" True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one."
La Rochefoucauld
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" The only people who make love all the time are liars."
Louis Jordan
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" The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."
Natalie Wood
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" Love is a grave mental disease."
Plato
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" I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin
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" Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name."
Joan Rivers
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" No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."
Joyce Brothers
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" All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems."
Shelley Winters