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" It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up."
Joan Rivers
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" Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Anonymous
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" Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein
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" Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not
satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really
like."
Adrienne Gusoff
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" An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the
older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie
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" The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the
dishes."
Unknown
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" Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they
say!"
Anonymous
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" Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries."
Cher
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" I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands."
Dudley Moore
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" Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking
for, go live with a car battery."
Erma Bombeck
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