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" I know that somewhere in the Universe exists
my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more
difficult than just staying at home and ordering another
pizza."
Alf Whit
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" I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I
had smallpox."
Woody Allen
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" Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in
love."
Albert Einstein
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" There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her
crazy. Her heart."
Melanie Griffith
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" I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
David Bissonette
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" Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
Unknown
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" Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."
H. L. Mencken
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" What the world really needs is more love and less paper
work."
Pearl Bailey
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" You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
Henny Youngman
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" You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its
accessories."
Melanie Clark
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