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" Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely."
Basta
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" One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."
Oscar Wilde
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" If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
Lily Tomlin
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" It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through
which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals."
Fred Allen
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" It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day
than to say pretty things from time to time."
Honore De Balzac
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" Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener."
Pauline Thomason
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" The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post."
George Bernard Shaw
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" There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars."
John Kenneth Galbraith
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" The bravest thing that men do is love women."
Mort Sahl
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" When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the
wife is."
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